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If you haven't guessed by the name of the domain, I'm Stef Dawson and this is my corner of cyberspace dedicated to all things random.
I'm desperate, massively overweight, should take meds for no reason other than the fact I might die of everything at once, have been pre-approved for a mortgage on a villa in Spain, and my vices are next door babes, Vicodin, wet chicks in my inbox and Xanax ... or so the spammers appear to think. I'm also a bit strange. That's me over there. No, not that way, that picture over there. How many people look like that who aren't in the loony bin?
At the moment I'm too lazy to finish the site. Not that a web site should ever be deemed 'finished' per se, but at the very least it should have content worthy of reading and perhaps a chocolate dispenser. Ergo, with it somewhat lacking on both these counts, this site is labelled Work In Progress and is subject to change that could jumpstart a hedgehog.
Feel free to send me an email all the same and I'll send you back an estimate of when I'll get this darn site up and running.*
* One estimate per customer. Management reserve the right for the estimate to be within 3 parsecs (plus or minus) of the actual time the web site comes online. No correspondence (after the initial correspondence of course) will be entered into. English teachers please forgive the last sentence ending with a preposition. Calls cost no more than thruppence a second and last for a week. Calls may be monitored for training porpoises. The editor's decision is unanimous and his own, so ner.